J.D. Salinger was a reclusive writer (he gave his last interview in 1980) who published four books and a bunch of short stories. Among those works, of course, was The Catcher in the Rye, which made him famous. Salinger died last year in New Hampshire at the age of 91.
Now a company called History Direct is peddling a Salinger note–just a sentence, really–on eBay with a suggested price of $50,000.
The 1989 note to his maid reads:
Dear Mary—
Please make sure all the errands are done before you leave on vacation, as I do not want to be bothered with insignificant things.
Thank You,
J.D. Salinger
I’m all for writers getting paid what they’re worth, but this is definitely on the high end of the scale. Besides, Salinger has passed on, so he wouldn’t see any of the money. This seems to happen a lot to writers and authors–penniless or lacking a decent income in life, worth a tidy sum in death.
If Salinger had known he could make good money writing notes to his maid, we might not have met Holden Caulfield.
Neil Sagebiel 
I’m glad he never figured it out — I’m kind of a big fan of Holden. You can read about it for way less than $50k at http://therealholdencaulfield.com