My wife sent me the following words women use. I have two comments:
- Women already know what these words really mean.
- If guys don’t know this stuff, it may already be too late.
“Fine.” This is the word women use to end an argument when they’re right, and you need to shut up.
“Five minutes.” If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
“Nothing.” This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with “nothing” usually end in “fine.”
“Go ahead.” This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it!
Loud sigh. This is not actually a word but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you’re an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
“That’s OK.” This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. “That’s OK” means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
“Thanks.” A woman is thanking you—do not question or faint. Just say you’re welcome.
Neil Sagebiel 